Saturday, January 12, 2013

Mozart Problems

What I learned in Salzburg:

By Mary Ardington


The archbishop kicked me down the stairs. #mozartproblems

My daddy is controlling. #mozartproblems

I'm in love with my cousin. #mozartproblems

I'm in love with my other cousin. #mozartproblems

My wig powder makes me sneeze. #mozartproblems

My sister drinks coffee. #mozartproblems

My favorite harpsichord arrived late. #mozartproblems

Marie Antoinette said no. #mozartproblems

I gamble a lot so I can only afford one servant. #mozartproblems


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